Physical law

I will put here if I can think of any creative things about physics.


Parallel Transport:
Imagine you are late, and your date is waiting for you. Use parallel transport to drag yourself along the earth´s surface.

Principle of minimal action:
used to calculate the minimum shots you need to shoot birds.

Blackhole:
used as a rubbish bin in future. Becareful not to be sucked inside.

Spontaneous symmetry breaking:
for entertainment purpose, to balance a ball on top of mexican hat is hard.

Chelsea!!!

Our fifth FA Cup since the club was founded.

Guus Hiddink, Thank you for everything.

Now we are looking forward for a better season.

Fuck you Barcelona, Man Utd, Platini, UEFA

切尔西主场对巴萨的欧冠半决赛次回合比赛，最终以巴萨终场前绝杀扳平，晋级决赛而结束。但在比赛过程中，挪威主裁判赫宁的判罚引起了极大的争议。毫不夸张的说，正是挪威主裁汤姆-赫宁的三次非常具有争议性的判罚，让切尔西没有过早的拿下比赛。

　　第一个争议判罚发生在上半时第24分钟，切尔西左边锋马卢达左路带球突破，身后的阿尔维斯手臂上一直有动作，马卢达将球带到禁区内后，随即一个 反扣，将阿尔维斯甩在后面，眼见失去了防守位置，阿尔维斯无奈之下将马卢达放倒在禁区内。主裁赫宁的哨声响了，没有点球，只有禁区边缘的任意球。从主裁判 的角度讲，这个球是犯规无疑，但他却吹罚了禁区外侧的任意球。但从回放中很明显的看出，犯规点球百分百的在禁区内，这是一个毫无疑问的漏判。

　　第二个争议判罚发生在上半时第26分钟，当时德罗巴接队友传球后，突入禁区甩开防守他的阿比达尔，已经失去位置的阿比达尔在身后先是拉扯德罗巴 的球衣，然后又用腿将魔咒绊倒在地。在整个过程中，法国边卫都没能碰到球。这个动作与昨天首场半决赛次回合，曼联弗莱彻防守小法的动作相似，但那场比赛 中，虽然弗莱彻够到了皮球，但还是被吹罚了点球+红牌，而阿比达尔根本就没有摸到皮球的影子，放倒德罗巴却被赫宁放过。如果按照相同的标准，阿比达尔这个 球就该被判点球+红牌。

　　第三个争议判罚发生在第67分钟，当时阿内尔卡形成单刀后，被身后的阿比达尔用一个很细微的动作拉倒在地，裁判却直接出示了红牌！客观的说，这个球，阿比达尔在身后的动作太小，而且很不明显，裁判直接出示红牌明显的过于严厉。

　　第四个争议判罚发生在第82分钟，当时皮克在禁区内有明显的手球动作，当时这位前曼联球员，在禁区内直接伸开手臂用手掌将球拍在地上，尽管阿内尔卡拼命示意，皮克也知道自己触犯了天条，但这个明显的点球却被裁判赫宁再一次放过。

　　可以毫不夸张的说，这4个争议性的判罚改变了比赛全局，也让全场一直没有任何机会、仅仅有1次射正的切尔西丢掉了胜局。他们本可以在前30分钟就可能拿到3-0的比分(2点球+埃辛进球)，但却被赫宁一一放过。

　　而且，非常令人奇怪的是，上半时比赛进行的很完整，但赫宁却给了长达3分钟的补时时间。在这样的大赛上，上半时补时3分钟是极为罕见的，更何 况，上半时比赛一直没怎么被中断。下半时比赛，赫宁又给出了4分钟的补时时间，而正是在补时阶段，伊涅斯塔抓住了机会，打入了扳平的一球。可以看到的一个 细节是，上半时比赛进行到了48分钟10几秒，哈维在禁区外的射门疑似碰到了切尔西后卫的身体后出了底线，但赫宁却没有判罚角球。中场哨声吹响后，巴萨球 员哈维、皮克和埃托奥追着赫宁要角球，不依不饶，借此向裁判施压。

　　全场比赛进行到了第95分钟，巴拉克在禁区内射门打在凯塔的手臂上，但客观的说，这球与皮克的那个故意手球完全不同，而是被动手球。本场一直不 肯给切尔西点球的赫宁当然也就没吹点球。巴拉克追着赫宁大声咆哮，他知道，这有可能是他职业生涯中最后一次打进欧冠决赛的机会了，但这可能的最后一次，还 是被挪威裁判赫宁给活生生的剥夺了。

　　或许英超实在过于强势，连续3个赛季都有3支球队杀入四强，连续5个赛季都有球队杀进决赛；而切尔西晋级后，难免会出现决赛审美疲劳，这很不利 于欧足联的商业开发，因此，赫宁难免受到了他的上层的授意。或许，对于切尔西来说，他们的出局是一种必然。因为很简单，普拉蒂尼和他的欧足联，不希望看到 切尔西和曼联再次相聚决赛。

　　从1/8决赛抽签开始，普拉蒂尼就为英超球队设置障碍，切尔西vs尤文、罗马vs阿森纳、曼联vs国米、利物浦vs皇马，明眼人都会知道为何偏 偏英超这么巧，都抽到了欧洲强队。但令普拉蒂尼们始料不及的是，英超球队竟然全线飘红，意甲球队全军覆没。而本场比赛，裁判赫宁的丑陋表现，则完美的证实 了欧足联的计划。是的，如果他们想让巴萨夺冠，那即便是英超四强加在一起也打不过巴萨，原因很简单，只是他们不愿意看到英超的强势。这个叫赫宁的裁判并不 是没有前科，08年欧洲杯他就因为在临近终场前，判给了罗马尼亚人一个点球，差点导致意大利队小组出局。赛后，赫宁被欧足联处罚。而这样的比赛，让这样一 名有前科的裁判执法，很明显，欧足联的计划昭然若揭。当政治可以凌驾足球，这是欧冠开始54年以来，赛场上发生的最为丑陋的一幕！与比赛双方毫不相干的、 一向严谨的德国媒体《图片报》，赛后为主裁赫宁打了极为罕见的6分。(德国算分规则，5分相当于不及格，6分更是极为罕见)

　　很多东西，事实就是事实，而真理则是无法被掩盖的。多少年过去，信仰漂亮足球的巴萨尽管丝毫没有打出漂亮足球，但仍然会被记载在欧冠晋级决赛的 球队榜上。而对于还相信“足球不是政治”、相信“真相必然不会被掩盖”的球迷，事实上都已经清楚了，这场比赛的胜利者有且只有一个，那就是伟大的切尔西。 从小组赛战罗马、到1/8决赛战尤文图斯、到1/4决赛战如日中天的利物浦，到今晚战巴萨，所有人都看到了切尔西人是怎么走到这一步的。是的，他们今晚的 表现无愧于伟大二字，相信这是每一位有良知的人，都会从内心中发出的声音，无论你是巴萨球迷还是切尔西拥趸。

Boycott the final! Barcelona licks ass.

Perfect

BABI

Commonly used as an insult for people with overweight problem.

Domestically used for animal like this:
Amazing look-alike with the common bak-kut-teh ingredient.

A Postmodern Thought of Information Sharing

With the booming of web 2.0, informations flows in terabyte throughout the world every second.

At first there is something called Napster, from it you can download music for free. Those day people are still not clear where the rules are, and how far can they break them. Napster was shut down 9 years ago.

And then came Torrent, it promised a P2P seeding and leeching ways of information exchange. From that time, downloading movies was really convenient. Until some ISP know how to shut down some common port, which limited the flow of traffic. For instance, look at Streamyx.

Now we try to challenge the law to the limit, but putting all our porns, ebooks, music and software in a server called Rapidshare, which is located somewhere in Swiss and let everyone knows the download address. And like Swiss bank, RIAA or all those fuckers have no right to access our file (I love Swiss).

So how far can we go?

For overseas Malaysian

Taken from Malaysiakini, Liz Chong "To know Malaysia is to love Malaysia"

.....In this febrile environment, quite a few see exile as their best option. We all know someone who has decided to leave for a well-known roll call of countries – Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Singapore, Hong Kong, the US and the UK. In past decades, Malaysians have rushed to apply for permanent residence as each new political crisis unfolded.

There are those who choose to migrate, packing up and saying goodbye to all they have known, loved and despised. And then there are the young who stay on abroad after finishing their degrees. Some have parents and grandparents who urge them not to return.

So young Malaysians stay away in pursuit of opportunities few could have at home unless they are well-connected. This brain drain ages the country prematurely, leaving parents and elders bereft and the young living their days far from their families.

This is just part of the toll our country takes on us emotionally. Euripides once remarked: “Hopes are the food of exiles (so ’tis said)."

But we dare not hope nor dream too much. Instead we flock to Malaysian restaurants to fill our bellies and calm our hearts. When London seems at its most cold and greyly inhospitable, it is Malaysian food that heals best.

As I once consumed one such meal of laksa, I watched a man my age wait for his takeaway in sad silence as he sipped his teh tarik with the greatest care. He inhaled the sweet scent of the condensed milk as I sipped my curry soup, both of us trying to quell the ache and hunger caused by distance from the warmth of the souls and the home we love most.

Pity the Malaysian who winds up in a city where there are none of our restaurants. And we admit to this openly: one of the most popular groups on Facebook is titled “I Miss Malaysian Food”, and is illustrated with 831 photos of dishes ranging from chendol to kangkung belacan.

But I also recognise that London has always been purely meritocratic as far as I’m concerned. I came here not knowing a single soul and managed to secure good jobs by virtue of my abilities. I have never felt that I was denied a job because of the colour of my skin or my family’s lack of familiarity with the CEO.

Most of those who were in my year from school have left Malaysia. And of my friends who have stayed? Those who are not well-connected struggle to make ends meet, let alone progress. They bear degrees from good universities but make just a few thousand ringgit a month, and this makes it difficult for them to survive without parental support when they are trying to raise families.

As those women crooned not so long ago: "It's true, this land so beautiful, it will steal your heart away". But for too long, it has been heartbreak for too many.

切尔西， 加油

昨晚那一场球赛，是我这几年来看到最高水准的比赛。

昨晚我们见证了一个新支柱，一个新秀。

他就是一至每打上主力，一打欧冠就连入两球的伊万诺维奇。

我们看到了要怎样对利物浦的方法，就是把谢拉特给盯死。角球时我们就给利物浦连吞两球。当然，还是要把功劳归于伊万。

还有下半场，接下来就是巴塞了。谁会忘记，我们近来的死敌。

To raise appetite

Inilah bangunan baru

Ya ingatan manis kita dah hilang, digantikan dengan bangunan buruk yang tak boleh pakai dengan wang dermaan ibu-bapa kita.

Beginilah kematian pondok Hijau-kuning.